The 1-900-O'Sex Line. Call Now.

Author: UnknownEric

Date: May 12, 2005

by UnknownEric
5-12-05
Hi, I'm Pat O'Brien.
And I'm Bill O'Reilly.
We're here today to advertise our new 1-900-O'Sex Line.
That's right, you get to call us directly for erotic talk and political discussion.
If you're lucky, you'll call when I'm drunk and stoned!
Every fiftieth caller gets called an idiot and hung up on by yours truly!