The Aging Ultra-Hipster

Author: UnknownEric

Date: July 7, 2005

by UnknownEric
7-07-05
These kids today don't appreciate anything that's good in the world. Only the stuff that's spoon-fed to them.
Like the ones who call themselves "punks." When I was young, if you were a punk, roving hordes of conservatives would show up at your door and beat you twice a day!
And television today! Kids with their 175 channels of crap.
In my day, we only had 3 channels of crap, so that way we could all complain about and make fun of the same shows!
And the other day at the library, I saw some high school kid checking out the Watergate tapes.
I thought, "Bah! I had those on vinyl! With the original cover with Nixon and Kissinger dressed as butchers!"