The NHL/ESPN contract sessions.

Author: UnknownEric

Date: July 22, 2005

by UnknownEric
7-22-05
Hi, I'm here from the NHL to negotiate a new deal with ESPN.
ESPN: The Worldwide Leader in Screaming Ugly Guys Who Like The Sound of Their Own Voices.
So what kind of deal would work for you?
You can find that answer on the next episode of "Tilt," Tuesdays at 10 pm on ESPN. Boo yah!
So, I take it you're not interested in hockey any more...
No, we gave up sports 2 years ago.