All Star Squirrel and Cowboy #2 by Frank Miller

Author: UnknownEric

Date: October 15, 2005

by UnknownEric
10-15-05
Squirrel, only 12 years old.
My parents just died in a freak accident at the circus.
Too bad. This is war, kid. And you've just been drafted.
You're nuts!
You wanna see nuts? I'll unzip my trousers.
Did I mention that the Squirrel is only 12 years old?
Who the hell do you think you are?
Are you retarded or something? I'm the goddamn COWBOY!