Truly Tasteless and Appaling.

Author: UnknownEric

Date: February 21, 2006

by UnknownEric
2-21-06
Elspeth, I have a confession.
What is it, my dear? Am I not sexy to you?
Well, the only way I can get an erection is if I'm going to rape someone.
Then rape me, big boy!
Eh... if you want it, it's not really rape, is it?
Umm... don't rape me, then?