I Never Thought I'd Even Make It To Thirty

Author: UnknownEric

Date: August 8, 2006

by UnknownEric
8-08-06
Well, on Thursday I turn 31.
In a way, it's worse than turning 30, because now, rather than just being 30, I'm "in my thirties."
When do I have to start hiking up my pants and eating bran?