Speechifying

Author: UnknownEric

Date: November 16, 2006

by UnknownEric
11-16-06
So I heard they asked you to give a speech at the middle school.
Yeah, can you believe that shit? Me, of all people.
What are you gonna talk about anyway?
Eh, I'm just gonna get drunk and ramble.
A very wise man once said, "If there's grass on the field, play ball." A very wise man.