The Death of TOBOR Episode One

Author: UnknownEric

Date: December 18, 2006

by UnknownEric
12-18-06
So what's the story here, officer?
6'7" red robot with telescoping wang, found dead in an alley with a 40 oz bottle of Old Milwaukee shoved up his ass.
Do you know the cause of death? And any more information about the beer?
Negative. The Old Milwaukee was unopened.
A free 40? Score.
I think I'll be leaving now.