Can't Be Too Careful These Days

Author: UnknownEric

Date: April 12, 2007

by UnknownEric
4-12-07
I have come for your children.
In what way do you mean that?
What?
I mean... are you here to steal my children? Or do you have semen to give to my children?
Both, actually.
Oh okay, then let me hand them over.