True Librarian Stories: Raw... Naked.

Author: UnknownEric

Date: May 4, 2007

by UnknownEric
5-04-07
Do you have a complete catalogue of Norman Rockwell paintings?
Yes, but only a non-circulating copy.
Oh, okay, I'll go check this out.
No, non-circulating means you can't... *sigh*
10 minutes later.
Why won't the circulation desk let me check out this book?
Because you're retarded.