With apologies to Scyess.

Author: UnknownEric

Date: July 23, 2007

by UnknownEric
7-23-07
Don't worry, Grandpa. You're going to make it!
No, Hal. I'm at the end of my life. In dying I have only one regret.
What's that, Grandpa?
That I'll never see Emma Watson pose nekked for Playboy. *cough cough die*
Wow, what a pervert.