John Alternateuniverse Mellencamp

Author: UnknownEric

Date: April 25, 2008

by UnknownEric
4-25-08
I wrote this song after I planted a tree in my back garden that suddenly began growing vaginas.
Yeah, that's right... and then some fuckhead tried to steal it right from my yard.
So, I said, HEY... "This Is My Cunt Tree!"