Sometimes I hate my job II.

Author: UnknownEric

Date: July 17, 2008

by UnknownEric
7-17-08
Hi, can I help you?
Teach me how to play poker.
Well, here are a number of books we have on beginner's poker and...
No, no, NO... TEACH ME how to play poker.
Ma'am, I've never played poker, I can't teach you.
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! GET ME YOUR MANAGER!