El Groano, ay carumba.

Author: UnknownEric

Date: January 9, 2009

by UnknownEric
1-09-09
Hey, I hear you went out with that Squarepants guy last night.
Yeah, I had fun.
So did you...?
Well, things got a little hot, but no, we didn't have sex.
Why not?
He just wasn't sponge-worthy.