Moe Titzenass.

Author: UnknownEric

Date: June 1, 2009

by UnknownEric
6-01-09
We finally chose the man to be the face of Sexyman Cologne in all of our advertisements.
Fantastic! Fantastic! What's the gentleman's name?
Hugh Jass.
Oh. My. Don't you think it might be a bad idea to use someone who's name is so, ahem, unusual?
Well, we could go with one of our two runners-up: Moe Titzenass or Jack Inhoff.
Hugh Jass it is.