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Author: UnknownEric

Date: April 2, 2011

by UnknownEric
4-02-11
Oh, hello... I didn't see you there. Let me tell you a little story about a guy I knew named Jack Schitz.
Every day I'd see Jack, and every day he'd say "Abe, I wanna change my name." And I'd say, "What for, Jack? It's a great name!"
And he'd say, "Nah... it just doesn't sound right... it's virtually obscene!"
Then one day at the bar, he came up to me and said "Abe, I finally did it! After all these years, I finally changed my name!"
And I said, "Great! What'd ya change it to?"
"Joe Schitz."