Squirrel and Cowboy Say "Rock The Vote 2002, ya suckas!"

Author: UnknownEric

Date: October 23, 2002

by UnknownEric
10-23-02
Hey, Stinky. Are you a Democrat? Republican? Libertarian? Socialist?
None of the above. I consider myself a Cynicrat.
A Cynicrat? What the fark is that?
I believe that people are too inherently greedy and stupid to ever come up with a system of government that doesn't screw somebody along the way.
Wow. Who's your presidential candidate? Suicidal Depressing Man?
We wanted Noam Chomsky, but even he thought we were too dark.