Squirrel and Cowboy Explain The Kuiper Belt

Author: UnknownEric

Date: October 23, 2002

by UnknownEric
10-23-02
Hey Stinky, I hear astronomers are thinking about "demoting" Pluto.
That's right, Nutboy. Turns out it might just be an asteroid from the Kuiper Belt and not a planet.
But a lot of that depends on what the definition of planet is.
That's true! Experts everywhere disagree on what should be considered a planet and what is just unused material from the Big Bang.
They should demote Uranus while they're at it.
*Sigh*