Squirrel and Cowboy's Time Machine Adventure

Author: UnknownEric

Date: October 23, 2002

by UnknownEric
10-23-02
Stinky, it's a time machine! But I thought you told me time travel was impossible.
Yes, I firmly believe that. Time doesn't exist in any tangible form. It's just a man made construct to explain something unexplainable.
So you're saying time is just like a line drawn on paper?
Yep. Just like you can't go back to any point in that line without the line as a continuing linear construct ceasing to exist, you can't go back in the history of existence.
Do you even know what you're talking about?
No, but I'm hoping to get laid by a smart chick.