Squirrel and Cowboy Wave 'Em Like They Just Don't Care

Author: UnknownEric

Date: October 24, 2002

by UnknownEric
10-24-02
You know what I hate, Stinky? All those stupid songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air.
I mean, if one more friggin' band tells me what to do with my hands, I'm gonna kick them in the nuts!
So I suppose that means you're not buying my new single, "Place Your Hands Upon My Man Boobs (And Squeeze)."