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| Stinky, I've been wondering. If this were a Horatio Alger novel, would I be the rural boy trying to make it as a shoe-shine or newsboy in the city and would you be my older male sponsor? | |
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| What? What are you on about today, Nutboy? | |
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| Horatio Alger, dumbass. You know, the guy who wrote all those late 19th century penny novels about young men rising to prominence through hardwork and a sponsor? | |
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| Oh, you mean the guy who wrote Ragged Dick. | |
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| Heh heh. Made you say Ragged Dick. | |
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| *sigh* Yes, folks, we're like modern philosophers, only with dick jokes. | |
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