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| Hello, and welcome to the news where stuff happens. | |
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| We call it that because you obviously haven't got a very good life if you're watching this. | |
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| Anyway, a young boy and a large chicken were spotted today, on a desert island. The rescue team saved the boy and left the chicken but gave him some seed. | |
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| Indeed they do. In a related story, scientists are trying to make chickens fly. | |
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