The Great GameFAQs Character Battle 2 - Samus Aran vs. Isaac

Author: Vash_the_Stampede

Date: July 9, 2003

Samus...
Samus made it to the Elite 8 last year. Isaac's a pushover for her.
TJF won't work on Samus because Samus is really a man! If jugs existed, we would've seen them throughout the games!
Voting time...
Metroid Prime and Fusion pwnz! There's no way Isaac can stand a chance against Samus and her games.
What? There's a Bonus Poll of the Day now?
Isaac loses to Samus....and another?
Isaac is baleeted by Samus...and the entire Bonus Poll of the Day!! HAHAHA!!!
Why are you doing this to Isaac? Why are humiliating Isaac?!?! What has Isaac done to you? You're one cold person, Ceej. Very cold...