All comics by Vatika

 

by Vatika
6-13-02
The ancient Celts would chew the flesh of an animal to gain enormous wisdom. Many modern businesses are believed to be doing the same to solve business problems.
Trees are good to wee on.

 

by Vatika
6-13-02
I'm sorry sir, but you'll have to leave.
Why? I have every reason to be here! I'm as legal a citizen as anyone else here! I should be allowed into this venue!
And we have done this. However we would ask you not to attempt to stage dive onto the Royal Box tongue-first.
Oh right...
I wonder if he noticed my jaw is locked...
Hey! There's the bloke who's got my trousers!

 

by Vatika
6-13-02
Good evening and welcome to the news! I'm your anchor Annabelle Wongachew and... I forgot to wear pants again, didn't I?
Statues are hard to pole dance on... uhhh.. yeah, the weather is... uhh.. over there. Yup... *hic*
Uhh.. winds will freshen later to today, force 6 or 7...
Don't you want a real man in your life?
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES: PLEASE STAND BY

 

by Vatika
9-04-02
Irrelavent Awards Ceremony
And the award for best newcomer to stripcreator.com goes to... chopping block!
*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
uh...

 

by Vatika
9-04-02
The award ceremony continues...
And the award for Most Poorly Drawn goes to... diesel sweeties!
*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
Wait a min... HEY!!!

 

by Vatika
9-04-02
Yes, there's more...
And the award for Most Underated Prop goes to... the mike stand!
*clap clap cla-SCREEEEEEEEEEECH*
Daddy!

 

by Vatika
9-04-02
I wish I had a reason to stop this...
And the award for Most Stereotypical Image Found goes to... boozer guy from when i grow up!
*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
booze...

 

by Vatika
9-04-02
Somebody come and shoot me. Now.
And the award for Most Useless Image goes to... the paper clip from dexx!
Hey you aren't writing a letter i like letters wait a minute this isn't word no i can't exist outside word the fabric of space and time will fall apart!!!!
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES - PLEASE STAND BY

 

by Vatika
9-04-02
[insert comment here]
And the award for Most Potential of Actual Comedy goes to... Death!
*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
Thanks Fuzzy. I'm glad I could be here, but I should be out doing my job, I'm behind quota and I'm tired to death.
*buh-doom-tisch*
umm... anyone want to shake my hand?

 

by Vatika
9-04-02
A quick break, and back for more!
And the award for... screw it, no reasons left. Phillip!
*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
I would like to dedicate this to the two people who mean the most to me just now. The bar staff!
Who ate all the pies...
Shut up.

 

by Vatika
9-04-02
And the award for Best Least Obviously Monochrome Image goes to... penny arcade's squirrel!
*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
Yeah, thanks. Anyone else thnks they're the best monochrome character, I'm sorry I beat your ass silly. Well done to everyone who participated *snigger* Losers.

 

by Vatika
9-04-02
mesa hope dis work...
Hisa dude! Whatsa up?
maybe another hat...

 

by Vatika
9-04-02
No matter where he searched, Jar Jar was unable to find a soul who actually liked him
Yousa like me?
Yousa like me?
I love ya, Mr. Lincoln!
Jeez, hesa annoying

 

by Vatika
9-04-02
Eventually, the extent was reached that Jar Jar passed the record levels of irritation he had set himself. War was waged between Jar Jar Binks and every country in the world.
Mesa use undead army to fightsa nasties!
Meanwhile, at the White House, attack plans were being forged...
The fact of the matter, gentlemen, is this...
Pablo's word IS LAW!
Oh sweet Jesus we're doomed

 

by Vatika
9-04-02
Sadly, both sides survived the war and many innocents were killed. The remaining undead roamed the planet.
brains...
brains...

 

by Vatika
9-04-02
The survivors of the war were left to fend for themselves...
I never thought it would come to this. The world has ended! Civilisation has collapsed into nothing, the human race is doomed to become cannibals
Hold on, follow me.
A 10m walk later...
?
The story can continue. I couldn't let it end this way. Sorry.
You mean they were only fighting in New York? Well that's good.
The hell it is! I can't watch Sex In The City now!

 

by Vatika
9-04-02
Meanwhile, back at the White House
Jar Jar remains at large! We must correct the problem, and the only way to do it is using the right kind of jam. What do you suggest, vice president?
I suppose so. You're usually not that insightful, Vice President.

 

by Vatika
9-04-02
With the White House being left incompetent, it was inevitable that Jar Jar would get the upper hand. A faithful American was left to help fight the cause himself.
Is there anything you guys can do to help win this thing?
Why, yes we do! Just one sec...
What could they have thought of in such little time?
I've got it! May I introduce...
There's a pattern building here...
...Sanity-Impaired Kangaroo Mutant!

 

by Vatika
9-04-02
The american was forced to attempt the robot's dubious invention on the battlefield as the war raged toward LA. The 2 sides met...
IT'S INTERMISSION TIME, PEOPLE!!!
The outcome of the battle...
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do say may be taken down...

 

by Vatika
1-29-03
At a Rammstein concert...
Rammstein really make great concerts; they have such imagination for stage acts!
Yeah, their musical and lyrical talents shine through the songs and the fans obviously love them. The German language makes for great music!
What the fuck is he on about?
I dunno, something about preffering children.

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