Mr. Methane

Author: Vekktor

Date: September 27, 2001

by Vekktor
9-27-01
Hi! I'm Pfft-crackle-whoosh, the fire elemental.
Howdy! I'm Plop-plop-plop the earth elemental!
*sniff* *sniff*
You didn't just happen to recently be a Hay-In-Bovine-Colon elemetal, did you?
That whole transition from "Hay" to "Earth" thing is still kinda sketchy on our elemental plain...