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by Ven
2-15-03
Hi Ven.
And people wonder why I don't give my picture out over the Internet...

 

by Ven
2-15-03
Hey Morri, wanna see something cool?
Not really.
MOON PRISM POWER MAKEUP!
I am the defender of love and justice, Sailor Roll!
THAT'S NOT COOL!

 

by Ven
2-15-03
Hi Bleep!
Roll! Long time no see! <:)
Ah, enough of that.
...has anyone seen Roll? I think she left. <:(

 

by Ven
2-15-03
Yo Dango, what's up?
I just got a prerelease of the new Virtual On game...and it comes with this GREAT controller!
Wow, really? What's it like?
It's REALLY cool...I'm gonna go get it, I'll be right back.
. . .
It still needs another coat of paint, though.

 

by Ven
2-15-03
I got laid today.

 

by Ven
2-15-03
Er...you've been staring at me a while...am I supposed to care about you getting laid?

 

by Ven
2-15-03
If you aren't from the ultra secret "GF_Tavern" East Blue pirate group I belong to, you might not know the characters. Here's a handy guide to some of the fool...er, people I hang out with...
DS and Bleep.
I love being mean.
Hi Guys! ^^ <:) :)
Morrigan and Chance.
Puppies suck, metal rules. Simple facts to live by.
But I like puppies. ;_;

 

by Ven
2-15-03
Dangohead and Genjuro.
But it's going to have giant robots AND martial arts!
NO WAY. I'll never pay a monthly fee for such a game! Even if it does fulfill my every fantasy.
Jigen and Ironplant.
Why'd I get paired with him?
Shut up you idiot i havnt used this site befor...:P
And last but not least, MrWhitefolks.
Shit, man, there isn't any Pump in this panel at ALL. I gots to get my Turkey March on!

 

by Ven
2-15-03
What about me?
Oh...um...I thought I'd do a McKombat strip in your honor, or something.
Perhaps later. But I brought you some new characters as a housewarming gift.
Uh...that's really not necessary.
Galvatron couldn't make it, but I managed to find Sheg!
Oh God...

 

by Ven
2-15-03
Trust me, you want these characters.
. . .
Behold, Kenshin and BahnOhki!
My life sucks...
Psh. Try running a professional fansite.
. . .

 

by Ven
2-15-03
But wait, there's more!
I'm not surprised.
Galvatron and a Naughty Tentacle!
My life sucks...
Psh. Try running a professional fansite.
The tentacle is for Bleep.
I'm not surprised.

 

by Ven
2-15-03
Yo, uh...what about Sheg?
Did you really want him to be in your comic?
Not really, no.
Introducing Sheg.
I should have said yes.

 

by Ven
2-15-03
I'm so lonely online...sometimes I wish I could have lots of guys instead of just one...<:(
IEN My COUNTREY, MENNY wIVES AnD HUSBAND IT IS BEST!
Say...you're sort of cute! <:)

 

by Ven
2-15-03
DIS WIMMIN IS MINe, GiT OUT OF mY StorE!
You foul knave! I challenge you to a duel!
Guys, please! There's plenty of me to go around! ^^
SHE RIgHT u KNOW.
Yeah. I got dibs on the front end.

 

by Ven
2-15-03
Where in the heck did that tentacle come from?
Beats me.
YOU FOOLS! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD KEEP MIGHTY GALVATRON OUT OF YOUR COMIC? MY ENERGON-POWERED TENTACLE WILL MAKE SHORT WORK OF YOU!
I thought you said he wasn't coming?
Well, that was before his favorite "Live Nude Webcam" shut down...

 

by Ven
2-15-03
Galvatron, I am sorry, but I have fallen into a polygamous relationship with a human woman, and she is carrying my tentacle child.
BEGONE THEN. I HAVE NO NEED FOR THE WEAK. I HATE YOU. I HATE OPTIMUS. AND I'M NOT VERY FOND OF YOU, EITHER!
Uh...okay. Where can I pick up my last paycheck?
Second door on the left, past the torture chamber.

 

by Ven
2-15-03
Oh Bleep, how can we continue this forbidden love affair?
It's okei hun, it'll be okei as long as those mean immature guys don't find out. Then they'll call me a hypocrite again. I don't even know what that word means! <:(
Er...yeah, some words can be...confusing. Say, wanna have another go at it? The room's rented for another hour.
OKEI! <:)
PLEASE VIEW THESE PLEASANT IMAGES DURING THE GROTESQUE ADULT SITUATION...

 

by Ven
2-15-03
Meanwhile, in DS's Secret Lair...
Hmm...let's see what my network of surveillance cameras has for me today...how about the hotel on 5th?
SHE is PASED OUT.
Yeah, sorry. Things got pretty intense. You can still have a go if you want.
Help...my eyes...

 

by Ven
2-16-03
...I'm not stalking you.
. . .

 

by Ven
2-16-03
Chance, Morrigan came to me with some concerns. She says you've been stalking her.
Stalking?!? Heavens, no!
I'm hurt. Why, if following a person everywhere they go and keeping a holy shrine to Morri in my spare bedroom makes her call me a stalker, then what has this world come to?
And then he told me he's been digitally pasting your head on nude photos of celebrities.
That would explain why my name's been showing up on porn sites recently...

 

by Ven
2-16-03
Meanwhile, back at the bordello...
Ohhh...where am I...*BZZRT*...INCOMING TRANSMISSION.
DECEPTICON #2502, REPORT IN. WHAT IS THE STATUS OF YOUR MISSION?
MASTER, I HAVE PLANTED THE VIRUS IN TWO SEXUALLY ACTIVE HOSTS. I WILL NOW SET OUT TO INFECT OTHER NATIVE SPECIES.

 

by Ven
2-16-03
THIS IS PERFECT. EVERYTHING IS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN.
WITH THIS MINION MADE TO RESEMBLE A HUMAN FEMALE, I WILL SPREAD A VIRUS TO TURN HUMANS INTO HYPOCRITICAL SHEEP!
Unfortunately, the cause does not match the effect...
AND THIS WILL FINALLY BE WHAT DEFEATS THE AUTOBOTS!

 

by Ven
2-16-03
Hi folks. I'm DS, in case you forgot. And I'm here to tell you something important.
Ven's comics are utter crap, and he plaguarized everything from me. His stuff is also totally unfunny, and he's a stupid asshole. And now, I'll take some questions from the audience.
...I'm petty and childish? How appropriate, you fight like a cow!

 

by Ven
2-16-03
Yo, baby, this Battle Royale is a friggin joke. We don't gots to listen to dat teacher! We can escape to Hawaii, and get freaky on the beach, yo.
Hey, uh...don't you understand English? Whatchoo doin' with that shotgun? Hey, stay back woman! BACK!
Whoa...that was a shitty dream, yo.

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