Bland Maid May (Or the Shocking Truth About Bleep

Author: Ven

Date: February 16, 2003

by Ven
2-16-03
Meanwhile, back at the bordello...
Ohhh...where am I...*BZZRT*...INCOMING TRANSMISSION.
DECEPTICON #2502, REPORT IN. WHAT IS THE STATUS OF YOUR MISSION?
MASTER, I HAVE PLANTED THE VIRUS IN TWO SEXUALLY ACTIVE HOSTS. I WILL NOW SET OUT TO INFECT OTHER NATIVE SPECIES.