All comics by Ven0m

 

by Ven0m
9-22-03
a barb and a necro converse in the cow level
:ww attack:
pindlebot sounds good about now
Meanwhile in the act5 red portal
RAR PBOT 4LYFE
we need some hax
yeh..

 

by Ven0m
9-22-03
two cops go after a drug dealer
COME OUT WITH DAT CANDY
HE MEENS DRUGS
they spot the dawgs and kill everything in sight
:BAM:
:LASER:
hey look we made it before the cornenor
lol

 

by Ven0m
9-22-03
Netherworld leisure
MAN I GOTTA STOP WATCHIN TV! I meen look man I'm so overweight
JERRY JERRY!
i meen come on i seen this one like 4 times
TBS Movie of the Week Presents Jurassic Park 4
maybe 5, that one man looks tanner than before
Dr. grant, the vechoraptor ate my undawear

 

by Ven0m
9-22-03
My name is Son Jamal
I AER GUARD THE DRAGONBALL
:HIYAH ROCK SMASH SCKISSOR KICK:
osnap
NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL GT FOR THE GHETTO
My name is Son Jamal
I AER GUARD THE DRAGONBALL #2

 

by Ven0m
9-22-03
Cryogenetic symbiote test subject 79789 arrives on the New Earth
Hey do you know where I can get a blanket
NANU NANU
Your not helping very much...
NANU NANU
I like interspecies
You got me mixed up with someone else, we are the Robin Williams race.

 

by Ven0m
9-23-03
Halloween party 2k3
Wow great costume
Can I bring my knife in?
Sure, coem on in
What about an axe?

 

by Ven0m
9-24-03
Christopher Lowell judges a scariest costume contest
Too latin
Too redneck
Oh suuper! the Microsoft Word paperclip, u wen
I see you are writing a letter, may I help you begin?

 

by Ven0m
9-24-03
Look at the trunk on her
wtf ekepahants liek webcams too?
Our top story: Webcams create lots of heat energy
Mmm webcams

 

by Ven0m
9-29-03
hey u herd hl2 got deelayed?
omg no, that is sux
yeh they said xmas or maybe
why the man always gotta be reprogamin stuff
hl2 aer worth the w4it
i cant take it anymore, i'm going to let myself go and g0 2 FAT32

 

by Ven0m
10-10-03
Microsoft is best OS maker ever, we have solutions for the computing world!
Ok. WTF did my card credit go?
We have already taken your money, so sit back and relax!
That's convient I guess
:SECURITY ERROR, NUKES SET TO BLOW IN 5 MINS:
Ono not you again

 

by Ven0m
10-11-03
Lord Arthas has ordered me to offer a treaty for your land.
I AM THE WARCHIEF
Do not challenge the might of the Death Knight!
I havea big green weiner
Okie dokey

 

by Ven0m
10-23-03
Garret wakes up to see his captor
Where am I?
You are in the dungeon of Karras. As you can see you won't be escaping this one, you taffer!
Hmm I must get out of here somehow
I have to go the bathroom, can you unlock for a second?
Uhh thar king said 2 grant you a slow death, so uhh sure - take your time

 

by Ven0m
10-23-03
Good thing I kept matches in my shoes, nothing like a warm firepit
:snap crackle pop:
???
:i mean roarr:
Yeah that's better

 

by Ven0m
10-23-03
The parole board has voted ananomously. Big Boo, you have been given one night on the human plains. Have fun.
PACMAN ARE THE YELLOW DEVIL!
Look it's a bird, it's a plain, it's Pinky, Inky, Dinky and Clyde
I tell you, he insulted my mother, I had to devour him bone by bone. Sowrie. :(
I can see right through you...you know?

 

by Ven0m
10-24-03
GUNDAMN WING GWXYZ
:ANIME FACE:
:LONG RED LASER SWORD OF ANGST:
:AUTOMASTIC AIRPLANE GUN:
:TACO SHELL MORTAR BOMB:
Ok cut, japense people dont eat tacos
"Error Code 000409 : Diversity V.1 has expired, please insert credit to continue"

 

by Ven0m
10-24-03
ARGH DIE JACK FROST
WRONG, I R NOT JACK FROST, IR FROSTY THE ESCANABA SCUBA DRIVER
Ebert, that was ghey
Roper, you need to lose weight
Kthx bui
KAMAKAZI GHOST ATTACK!

 

by Ven0m
2-26-06
Hey
Hello can I help you?
Um yeah I need a basket
Sorry we dont sell baskets this is an office
Lol JK its me your boss. wanna go out for lunch
No thx im going sky diving, out the window

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