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by Verona
1-14-03
You said 'No way in hell' but what if we left?
Go away...

 

by Verona
1-15-03
So you left the needle in your pocket with the cap off and you accidentally injected yourself. Then what happened....?
I FEEL GREAT!
Yeah, yeah...So, is it toxic? This crap you were going to stick in me? Was it toxic?
I CAN'T CLOSE MY EYES!
So, animal testing isn't always safe, would you--
I CAN'T FEEL MY TEETH!

 

by Verona
1-15-03
Umm...this is my first blind date..heh heh...I brought you a little present.
Oh, jeez, you shouldn't have.
When life is too literal...
Alrighty then.

 

by Verona
1-15-03
I've been giving a lot of thought to this. We've been hanging out now for a few weeks...
Mm-hmm...
I think it's time to, you know...take that step. Hee hee...
I like boys.
My Joe Millionaire poster over there didn't clue you in?

 

by Verona
1-15-03
Monday
Can I climb up your leg?
Ask me tomorrow...
Tuesday
Can I climb up your leg?
Ask me tomorrow...
Wednesday
Can I climb up your leg?
How did you know it was me?

 

by Verona
1-16-03
The Streets of Bangkok
Hey, Mistah Gray Man! I Ming Cho Phat. Come heah Mistah Gray Man. I love you long time.
Five dollah! Only five dollah and I love you long time, Mistah!
Uh oh...I hope he's a fireman....

 

by Verona
1-16-03
The twins were up to no good...
So, since you're the smart one, YOU take my history test later, okay?
Yeah, whatever...
Thanks, sis! Is there anything I can do for you?
No thanks! I already made out with your boyfriend. That's good enough.
Did you know he's one ball short of a pool table, though? Bicycle accident, I guess...

 

by Verona
1-17-03
Ladies and Gentleman, presenting the award for best female vocalist, please welcome...Anthony Kiedis from the Red Hot Chili Peppers!!!!
Thanks. The nominees are Canadian hottie Avril Lavigne, overrated Mariah Carey, that Celine chick with the old fart husband and screwup, Whitney Houston...
And the winner is Whitney Houston
Oooh...so cold... wh--where's my crraack...? Set...set me up...crackman.

 

by Verona
1-17-03
Emily, it's Joe from choir practice. Do you want to go behind the bush and make out?
Mmm...no, thanks. I gotta run by Bob's and pick up some crack.
Hey April, remember me from History? I was feeling kind of frisky and wanted to know if I could stick my--
I'm saving myself for Johnny Depp, dirtbag!
Man, what's a guy gotta do to get a little action?
Heyyyy, thweetie.....I got jutht what you need right here in my pretty little pocket. Tee hee...

 

by Verona
1-17-03
Wanna hook up? I know the president and shit.
Oh, yeah!
Wanna hook up? I, like, know the Abominable Snowman and shit.
Pretty impressive, stud! Dial me in.
Wanna hook up? I kinda know the devil and shit.
No way, poser. That's how I got here, bending over for rockstar wannabes like you.

 

by Verona
1-17-03
?
You're probably wondering why I wanted to ditch the tour group, hey Marky?
Not really. All the guys say you're easy.
Well, that's no fun!
Do you think if I ran, I could catch up with David? I'd like to drop back with HIM, whoo-baby.

 

by Verona
1-17-03
Okay, Marky. I'm not giving up. Here's the deal. I. Will. Do. Anything.
Uh..
Your love slave, right here, right now. You name it, I do it.
We're going to miss 'Gladiator'. Russell Crowe's cool.
Think it'll be dark enough in the theater for me to jerk the gherkin?

 

by Verona
3-13-06
At first, the busty nurse was nosey..
Are you going to take that out?
Yeah, you can't handle it, horse teeth.
Then the lardy goth girl had questions
Do you have to urinate or something?
Yeah, you wish, pisslicker
and so the truth finally came out.
Something wrong with your tool, dude?
Superglued my hand in my pocket...

 

by Verona
3-13-06
Oh, hell no. Father Sid's gonna have your ass.
Wait a minute....you and Father Sid?
Alright now, G. You want to make Sid scream, here's what you do...

 

by Verona
7-09-07
Hey man! That global warming stuff is bull.
Sure it is.
Oh yeah, then why'd the temperature start increasing the same year Salma Hayek started doing movies?
You're saying it's Salma's fault?
Cuz, you know....like, she's hot and stuff.
It's as though he knows my masturbatory habits.

 

by Verona
7-09-07
I have baby oil, chocolate and whipped cream. What should we try first?
I'm not hungry.
No, I mean, I want to put it on you and then lick it off...anywhere you like.
Ick, why would you do that?
Do you think your brother would lick me? Mmm-mmm.

 

by Verona
7-09-07
So, since my won't do you, how about we go up to my room and i show you what a girl feels like?
Yeah, ok.
Oh god, Davey....yeah...
Ssshh
Mmm, you wanna enjoy the silence?
It just makes it easier to imagine you're Brad Pitt.

 

by Verona
10-13-09
Ever since I won that Nobel Prize..
Yes, Mr President?
I just been so dang tired.
Is it your full plate, Mr Obama?
I'm a take my ass a nap.

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