Jeff Gets Fired -- 1

Author: Vertigo__

Date: January 13, 2005

by Vertigo__
1-13-05
Mister Douglas? I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go.
What??? But I didn't do anything!
I know you think that, but I'm afraid that urinating into a file cabinet is agaist company policy.
But the john was clogged up!
Well, has it crossed your mind that it may be because you flushed a sack of batteries down the toilet?
Oh, don't tell me THAT'S against company policy too!