All comics by Vinnie

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by Vinnie
1-15-03
Man, what's this?
Looks like a comic.
Who are you?
I dunno, i look like a hooker.
If only i had the cash
Don't even think about it!

 

by Vinnie
1-15-03
The police are coming for you!
Aaah!!! Run!!
Hmm, I kind of liked her, to bad she's gone.
But what Eric didn't know...
Sweet! Hubba-hubba!
Police? Better get my pepper-spray

 

by Vinnie
1-15-03
Neighbour? Can I lend some sugar?
Go away!
I just need some sugar.
We don't have suger!
The real reason dinosaurs got extincted.
Give me some salt then.
*sigh*

 

by Vinnie
1-15-03
Stand-up comedian night 500.000 B.C
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Well? Well? Any guesses?
*yawn*
They weren't that succesfull.
Because it was the chicken's day off!
Why don't you get hit by an asteroid?

 

by Vinnie
1-15-03
Just another day in Harlem.
Yo, 'sup homie? Give me the 5!
Ehm...
Ya feel what I'm saying? Word yo! Let's chill and visit the other gangsta's!
This is pathetic...
Where my homies at? Yo, where my homies at, big mothafocka!! Raise that focking roof y'all!
Dude, you aren't even black!

 

by Vinnie
1-16-03
The conversation continues...
Whoah! Wait! What point are you trying to make?
You're talking like some Harlem gangsta. That's not right!
What's wrong with me man? I'd like an explanation.
Look at you, you don't have the right clothesand you don't live in Harlem!
Lil' Tommie never really blended in.
Is it because I'm black?
Sigh

 

by Vinnie
1-16-03
Why the Petersons aren't able to hire a repairman anymore...
Yeah! When I win this 1 on 1, I'm the winner of this $10.000 tournament!
Whoah! What's this? My screen went all black!
*SNIP*
How thick is the calbe? So i can strangle you with it...
Sir? I cut this cable right. It looked like a T1 cable, I can fix it but it'll cost you extra.

 

by Vinnie
1-19-03
Ghost Humor.
BOO!!
WTF.
I scared you to death, didn't I?
Lamer

 

by Vinnie
1-21-03
Hey dude, what are we going to do tonight?
The same thing we do every night Pinky!
And that is?
Try to take over the world!
Cartoon Network is on a low budget.
Ehm.. wait, I'm not Pinky, I'm just an ordinary squirrel!
Shit, this happens every time!

 

by Vinnie
2-09-03
Hand me the lantarn!
A party of 4 players scavenging in a cave
I don't have it... Mark does.
No I don't... Joe does.
I'm not the one holding it!

 

by Vinnie
2-13-03
Sir. Rhagkall during one of his adventures.
Haven't seen much action in quite a while...
Suddenly...
What is that my eyes see? A dinosaur!
I'll slay you! For Honor, for King, for God.
For Lunch!

 

by Vinnie
2-16-03
Sir. Rhakgall discovers a mountain cabin....
Only my god knows what's inside. I have to act like a real warrior now!
As a kid, Rhagkall wasn't really able to impress the other kids.
It'll possibly be an evil party... So here goes nothing...
Things haven't changed over the years.
Begone things of evil!
Begone thing of good!

 

by Vinnie
3-30-03
Sir. Rhagkall and a new party member exploring a cave.
Look out for any suspicious rocks. They might be triggers.
Will do Sir Rhagkall.
Why are you crying? Please tell me that...
Yes, I tripped over a rock...
What are you pointing at?
Do you remember the trap that killed Indy's guide in Raiders of the Lost Ark?

 

by Vinnie
4-03-03
They left as soon as they woke up in the den.
Come on apprentice, we have a long journey ahead of us!
Yes master, let's continue our quest.
Apprentice, can you hand me something I put in your inventory yesterday?
Fine with me.
Hey, where is my staff of power, you know, the one with the rune on it???
Was that your Staff of Power ? That end table in the den at home needed a new leg and you TOLD me to fix it...

 

by Vinnie
4-03-03
Apprentice! I smell gas! Don't cast any fire spells!
Okey master.
Now, what did I just tell you?
Don't cast any fire spells.
Five minutes later...
I see Goblins in the distance! I cast Fire Hands!
*sigh*

 

by Vinnie
4-05-03
We have entered the Magic Forest. Use your binoculars to spot enemies!
I will do that, Sir Rhagkall!
What do you see?
Giant Badges.
Giant Badges? We don't need no stinking giant badges!
Did I say badges? I meant Badgers, sorry...

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