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Roswell, New Mexico - 2035
Fear not, earthbound creature. I've come in peace in the name of Emperor Nraytpapa . We're glad to have finally made contact with you after so many unsuccessful tries.
Now, if you'd take me to your supreme leader, we could discuss my mission. For it is time we form an alliance with you so that, together, we may rule this galaxy for eternity!
Hey, man, why are you wearing speedos?

 

I'm feeling so lonely. Please be nice and let me stay over, Jake.
That's not my name. Look, moron, I'm gonna call the cops, your invading my property.
But we're all criminals here, Jake. I saw you stealing from Gertrude's grocery store. That poor old lady. Did you know she's a Holocaust survivor?
You may stay. If you want.
Sweeet! I've over 800 poems to recite to you. The first one's named: A sea of dark darkness and eternal sorrow of the wicked.
This is worse than jail.

 

This will be your office, Pete. Work hard and you might become my assistant in the future. I like you, you know. Just call me and I will try and help you.
Is there a problem?
You're a lizard.
Peter, in this company we don't discriminate. This is completely intolerable.
Did you just ate that spider?

 

I am so sorry for failing you miserably, sir. But it seems like we're out of it. Do you want me to go to the supermarket?
No, thanks. I never asked you for any coffee, plus you're not my subordinate or anything.
I will not get away with murder. Just wait here.
Please, don't go harm yourself again like last week when you couldn't fix my chair, so you jumped from the 2nd store.
Johnson, what the hell just happened?
Papercuts.

 

For instance, that time when you said we should stop advertising so much so that we could focus on product quality instead, was just blatantly stupid.
Really? Then why Mr. Lezardo promoted me for that?
Anyway, you fucking suck.

 

... but maybe we could go back to my place instead. I have a friend staying over, we could play all night long.
If we must...
Make yourself comfortable while I send my friend in and slip into something sluttier.
You go ahead and do that.
Let's get it-

 

Hey, where is that lady from the cafeteria? I had to get my coffee all by myself. This is like flippin' sewage. Here, taste it.
BLOODY HELL! A DINOSAUR! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! RUN!!
Hello?!
Don't be upset, kiddo, they'll all gonna like you someday.
I think it's time I start wearing clothes.

 

You're an idiot, Johnson. Stop acting like everyone's bitch! Now, look at that, you don't even have the guts to look at me.
Sir, there's a human finger in your cup.

 

Oh, you're home!
Yes.

 

Are you sure you'll be okay? I mean, you got divorced and you mother died.
I'll be fine, you don't have to worry about that.
Because we can get the best specialized help for you if you want.
Thank you, Mr. Linton. But that won't be necessary.
Then get the hell out of my office and get to work, asshole.

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