It makes just as much sense as the original...

Author: VorTeX

Date: January 8, 2001

by VorTeX
1-08-01
They aren't Kahkis... but they'll do
Nice Pants
Finally! Someone has realized what has, for so long, been apparent to me! The public will soon find the truth! The truth is clown pants!
And by "nice" I mean "incredibly dumb looking"
Excuse me while I go hang myself on the trapeze.
I'm sorry, your pants are making it so I can't hear a word you're saying.