All comics by Vyperfire

 

by Vyperfire
6-15-01
I'm moving out of California. These gas prices are ridiculous.
You can't drive a car...
Not to mention the crime rate in this state just doubled.
Right...
And $1600 a month for a studio apartment? What is that all about?!
You *do* realize you're a rooster...

 

by Vyperfire
6-15-01
So, how was your date last night?
I'm a pink donkey, how the hell do you think it went?
You've got a point.
Go to hell.

 

by Vyperfire
6-15-01
I wonder what's on TV...
A little help God?!
Very funny.

 

by Vyperfire
6-15-01
Do you realize you're not wearing any pants?
Maybe.
I see it's cold out.
Shut up.

 

by Vyperfire
6-15-01
My stocks plummeted over 30 points the other day.
THAT IS AN UNDESIRABLE RESULT. PLEASE CONTINUE THE CONVERSATION.
And my stupid dog ate all my mail.
CLANGO DOES NOT COMPUTE. ERROR, PROCESSING INPUT DATA. PLEASE TRY AGAIN.
Nothing like a good conversation to cheer a gal up...
WE WILL DEVOUR ALL HUMAN LIFE. DATASTREAM CONDUIT 5 OUT OF ORDER...

 

by Vyperfire
6-16-01
I wonder why everyone was staring at us.
We better go. That fire is starting to spread, and those monkeys don't look very happy.

 

by Vyperfire
6-17-01
I wonder what great things my people are doing today.
Hey guys, let's go tie the dog to the back of the jet ski again!
At least they're creative.

 

by Vyperfire
6-17-01
You're on my stool.
I'll just sit over here.
Damn right.

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