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by WLMortis
1-14-01
Fearful robot carnage?
Ready, b33y0tch?
Yeah. Bring it.
The suspense! Maddening!
OK. 1.......2...........
This is your moment, poppa. Come on, don't choke!
3! ROCK!!!
SCISSORS! DAAAAMN!

 

by WLMortis
1-14-01
[location]
[question]
[sarcasm]
[blasphemy]
[anger]
[blasphemy]

 

by WLMortis
1-15-01
Hi maura! I'm Jesus! And you sure are one dirty, dirty hobag.
This is starting out badly. I can tell.

 

by WLMortis
1-15-01
Hi maura! You sure are one dirty, dirty hobag!
This is starting out badly. I can tell.
I, Russell B, must concede with Jesus on this, maura.
Ouch.
Hi maura! You sure are one dirty, dirty hobag!
This is starting out badly. I can tell.

 

by WLMortis
1-15-01
Hi maura! You sure are one dirty, dirty hobag!
This is starting out badly. I can tell.
I, Russell B, must concede with Jesus on this issue.
Ouch. Burned!
I am a goat! Love me!
Hellooooooo.....lover.

 

by WLMortis
1-20-01
Long, long ago in a chatroom far, far away....
Hey, isn't it true that you Australian women love black American men, Tara?
Erm....not really, Russell. Sorry.
So you won't just lift your skirts for any passing black guy?
No. That's a cultural misunderstanding.
............Well, could you just make an exception?
No!!

 

by WLMortis
5-22-01
Mortis ponders his predicament...
This sucks. Everyone's making comics and I'm not even getting credit for finding the site in the first place, months ago!
Maybe you should have, um...told people about it when you found it months ago.
Silence! I can't be bothered to relay every cool site I find! There is only one solution...
"...release the freakish animal hordes upon the Earth!"
KILL!
MOLEST!

 

by WLMortis
12-05-01
Back in Mortis' limited imagination...
Man, Geoduck's being really bastardly about his cartoons.
Yeah. I mean, c'mon. "Oooooh, look at meeee, I can actually draaaaaw." Sheesh.
Yeah.
So what the hell are you again?
Some kind of purple donkey, I think. I wish I could move.

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