Drunken bar jokes are the best

Author: Wadders

Date: April 13, 2006

by Wadders
4-13-06
Man 23 tequila slammers in a row how are you still standing?
"Burp"
I saw a guy drink 15 in a row before but I think his liver exploded on the way to hospital
I dont feel so good, hey why is the floor growing bigger?
Bartender - Hey you can't leave that lying there
He's not a lion he's a duck, he he he
I hate that joke, I really do "burp"