One Talented Chicken

Author: Walknuki

Date: August 29, 2006

by Walknuki
8-29-06
Bill The Chicken is called into the comic creators office.
Hey Chet. Thanks for coming into the office. We're gonna have to let you go
It's... It's Bill... and what am I supposed to tell my wife and kids?!
Tell'em you were "rubbed out"!
A pun? This is a pun comic?! That's it, I'm outa here. No seriously, I quit.
Wait! Come back! Maybe we can do a... I dunno... joke about Republicans or something. Damn it, he was the best chicken I've ever worked with.