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by WanLan
1-16-04
a week before WanLan V
so Gee what's the plan for WanLan V? any asian porn?
only on your hard drive DRAM... I was considering having a few games for a change
can I shoot everyone with a sniper rifle?
no... can we beat you with a metal chain?
yes... anytime you want
oh god no...

 

by WanLan
1-16-04
WanLan III - UT 2003
ffs! stop killing me! Scouse you cunt leave me alone!
fine... I'll go play on my own against some bots!
Dan the Master of Tact comments...
fuxake Goody even the bots are beating you
nngh! bastards!

 

by WanLan
1-16-04
Dave actually corners the elusive Stalker
Hey Mart, you coming to WanLan V?
erm.... maybe... I dunno yet.. probably like... I'll ring you
The next day
Mart, you coming to WanLan? I'll pick you up and drop you off..
err... yeah I'd like to just got to...erm... see about some stufff... er... maybe... I'll text you
Day before WanLan
Juan says we'll get some Martians Breakfast in from the Coffee Pot...
Want to set up now?

 

by WanLan
1-16-04
Rock & Midge meet...
Good thing you aren't coming to WanLan V... means there's more room for my Uber-1337 3 tonne server case with new mods!
Has it got blue lights on the fans?
Blue Lights! Do I look like MBX?
Sorry.... you went for the Purple Cathode tube then?
clearly
I expect nothing less...

 

by WanLan
1-16-04
yeah baby you suck that cock.... oh yeah you dirty bitch
mmmm you know you like slut.... get it all the way in bitch
Scouse directing porn again then?
well yeah.... but he's looking at the webcam we've got in the Douglas room...

 

by WanLan
1-16-04
WanLan V
errrr.... Knives... you appear to have some pissing porn on your Hard Drive
yeah? I was just doing some random downloads on Kazaa this week for WanLan
There's 15 Gig of it!
That's ADSL for you...
Later that day...
Get that stuff I asked for? 56K is a bitch
No worries.... usual folder

 

by WanLan
1-16-04
Can I....
Fuck off Kura
Can I....
Fuck off Dev
Morning Rhumsaa
Alright Nod, usual spot is reserved, extra mouldy fruit as you requested

 

by WanLan
1-16-04
WanLan III 2am
You heading off Midge?
yeah, the ball and chain is expecting me back
20mins later
what are you doing back?
errr...... the Mountain road is shut and I don't know how to get out of Ramsey
WanLan III rocks on
Another game of Generals?
Yeah, fuck it why not

 

by WanLan
1-18-04
WanLan IV
any chance of a swig of Dr Pepper?
sure baby, you can get your lips round it any time...
That's my Dr Pepper!!!! Fine.... just drink it... I don't care...... WANKER!
wtf?
what a wanker!
what a wanker!

 

by WanLan
1-18-04
2 weeks before WanLan V
So when's the next WanLan Ju? I've tonnes of new games and oodles of top notch goat pron
Funny you should mention it MBX, Jan 24th WanLan V is go!
Fantastic! I'll fit my 15 new Blue lights for my case! Really looking forward to it!
Superb... Usual times 11 till late!
I've got to be gone by 3pm
Obviously

 

by WanLan
1-18-04
Fuxake Dan! We're on the same team! Stop shooting me
Hur Hur Hur
Look if you shoot me one more time I'm going home.... stop shooting me!
Ok ok... I won't shoot you any more...
Unlucky Goody....
fucker...

 

by WanLan
1-18-04
WanLan IV
We all sorted to whup some northern butt again Midge?
Damn right... I've been planning this and I can't think of any strategy they could beat us with
Half an hour later...
I haven't seen any of their vehicles yet.... I think I'll do a scan
yeah... I wonder what they're up to
They're sitting in their base with loads of defences!
The bastards! We'll never beat them now.... quick lets all quit out and claim it was too boring

 

by WanLan
1-18-04
DRAM enjoys some Horse Porn...
Oh god this stuff is so funny I don't think i can stop myself from...
...a little too much
nnnggh..... aaaaaaaarrrrrrr.... hmphhmphmph.... ooooowwwwww... eckeckeck
The WanLan security step in
DRAM starting laughing like a girl again.... metal chain time?
oh you're damn right it is

 

by WanLan
1-20-04
The Call of the Curry goes out...
I'm putting an order in for the curry - what do you want?
Chicken Korma and a plain Naan for me
hur hur hur... Jalfrezi for me with extra chillis.... bargain
Can I have a tame little puree baby.... I mean Tikka Mossala?
None for me thanks my wife has cooked my tea
MANDRAS!!!!! I WANT MANDRAS!!!!

 

by WanLan
1-22-04
Days before WanLan V Unleashes the Beast
Yeah so if Nod can tear himself away from his bitch then maybe he'll show for WanLan V but don't hold your breath!
Fresh beans.... you coming down?
errr...... sorry mate.... can't... got a few things come up, real busy like
oh right.... what you doing?
well.... a guest is coming to stay for the weekend
Bitch whipped number 2...

 

by WanLan
1-23-04
11am...
All right! Lets get some killing and porn watching on the go! Unleash my Beast!
11pm...
Hmm... feeling a bit tired... better crack open these 8 Red Bulls
4am...
YEEEEAHHH!!!! LETS DO THIS MOTHAFUCKA!!!!! GET ME SOME ASIAN PORN AND A BUCKET OF MANDRAS!!!

 

by WanLan
1-24-04
Commbdown hands some free advice to DRAM
Hey Scouse, you're building those laser turrets too close together... spread the out more
Shut up Dave I know what I'm doing!
10 minutes later...
Ah some enemy tanks, my lasers will take care of them
Nooooo! They're destroying me!
*Unit Lost*.... *Unit Lost*.... *Unit Lost*...

 

by WanLan
1-25-04
WanLan V - Battlefield 1942
Take some of that Nod! I'll blow you up you southern bastard!
That's it! Have some of that rocket right up the Biatch!
Right up the Biatch? What the fuck?

 

by WanLan
1-25-04
WanLan V - 5pm
I'm getting picked up in an hour Ju, got to go help my old man with some deliveries
Oh right.... you going to come back later? we'll be here til the small hours
No I can't, want to watch some american footy on later tonight
Oh well... thanks for coming anyway, quality day
Later that night
You know I could have sworn I saw Mart's girlfriends car outside his house when I drove past earlier
The Thumb strikes again...

 

by WanLan
4-03-04
I mentioned it once but i think I got away with it...
Looking forward to WanLan VII... Battlefield Vietnam is running smooth
Oh right... not crashed your uber-chip yet then?
Fuck off Dave!
So that's a yes then?
FUCK OFF DAVE!
Thought so...

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