Nursery Rhymes: The Way They'd Really Play Out

Author: Waste_Of_A_Sniper

Date: November 5, 2002

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why, she swallowed a fly. I guess she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a spider, that wiggled & jiggled & tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, but I don't know why, she swallowed a fly. I guess she'll die.
You guess i'll die? You GUESS i'll die? Look at the fuckin' size of this thing... of COURSE i'm gonna die you fuckin' rhyming idiot...