Don't be a Martin. Oh, who am I kidding ? Be a Martin.

Author: Waste_Of_A_Sniper

Date: July 11, 2017

So yes, Mr. Martin Shrekli is guilty of being greedy, but seriously, who in this court room is NOT guilty of sometimes being greedy ?
I remember one night when I wanted 2 hookers ! One to service my dick while the other hooker cooked me some dinner !
Was that really necessary ?
Your Honour, the defense rests.
Yes ! I am soooo gonna go get me some hooker-free dinner ! ! !