HELLO PITIFUL HUMANS. I AM WATER_COOLER_ROBOT. I AM NAMED THIS BECAUSE WHILE I AM AN EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT AND INCREDIBLE THING (WHICH YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND) I AM ALSO A WATER COOLER.
SEE, THERE USED TO BE CITIES HERE BUT THERE IS RUBBLE NOW BECAUSE I HAVE DESTRYOYED EVERYTHING.
