WATER COOLER ROBOT MEETS SOME SMELLY HUMANS 2

Author: Water_Cooler_Robot

Date: December 3, 2003

GRETTINGS FLESHY AND FOOLISH HUMAN WASTE CREATURE.
sucky sucky. me love you long time.
YOU ARE FOOLISH TO LOVE ME, PITIFUL HUMAN CHILD. I SHOW NO COMPASSION IN RETURN AND WILL ONLY HONOR YOU FEELINGS WITH A BLAST OF FIREY ENERGY.
you know understand, methinks. me take the big load. me do anything for money.
HOW ABOUT DIE? OMGLOL!