WATER

Author: Water_Cooler_Robot

Date: December 3, 2003

AHAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE DESTROYED MANY A HUMAN TODAY. I FEEL REFRESHED AND HAPPY. HUMANS SUCK ASS.
SLAM!
JUST THE THOUGHT OF THOSE STUPID HUMANS MAKE ME WANT TO SHUT DOWN. I HATE-
hey! quit muttering to yourself you stupid robot and give me some water!
YES MASTER...*glub glub*
GODAMMIT! this water is too cold! you can never do anything right! i punish you because i am an asshole like the rest of humanity! AHAHAHA!