THE HUMANS LOVE ME

Author: Water_Cooler_Robot

Date: December 14, 2003

HELLO. IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THREE PEOPLE LOVE ME AND HAVE ME ON THEIR FRIEND'S LIST. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT I HAVE A CLEAN, 5-STAR RATING.
THOSE PEOPLE DESERVE SOMETHING EXTRA SPECIAL. SOMETHING I AM WILLING TO GIVE THEM BECAUSE I AM SO VERY NICE. SORT OF.
I'LL KILL YOU GUYS FIRST SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE EVERYONE ELSE GO BEFORE YOU.