I HAVE A JOB AS A WAL-MART GREETER

Author: Water_Cooler_Robot

Date: January 21, 2004

HELLO, WELCOME TO WAL-MART. I'M SORRY, BUT WE DO NOT ALLOW SMOKING IN THE BUILDING.
i didn't see any signs on the way in. besides, im not even smoking.
YOU ARE NOW!!!! OMGLOL!! BARBEQUUUEEEE!
AAARRRGH! such unfriendly employees! ARRGH!
you're fired.
WHY? I GAVE THEM THOSE SMILEY FACE STICKERS LIKE YOU ASKED ME TOO...