#2

Author: Web_Of_Evil

Date: July 27, 2004

by Web_Of_Evil
7-27-04
Look, I'm NOT your boyfriend. Who the hell are you, anyway?
Are you breaking up with me? Is this us breaking up? This is my first break-up.
How old are you?
Aren't we meant to fight before we break up? What should we fight about?
Walk slowly... no sudden movements...
Now that I've broken your heart, you won't be able to hold a civil conversation with a woman for at least six months. Love is so beautiful.