The Lone Star State

Author: Werneck

Date: February 4, 2006

by Werneck
2-04-06
Once upon a time a cowboy found himself in El Paso, TX...
Well, you don't look like you belong here in this Texas
Ya well, you don't look like you belong in El Paso
Lil' Juan was amazed by the fellow Texan's ignorance....
El Paso??? Ain't that in Mexico?
You "cowboys" don't know much bout your own state do you?
The truth comes out...
Uhh....oh, do you know where Brokeback Mountain is?
Best mountains we have around here are the Franklin Mts...you won't find any cows up there...