NEXT ON LARRY KING UNTHAWED...

Author: What_Did_Mama_Say

Date: May 21, 2005

Brian Oxman is here with Michael Jackson news.
Brian, why do we think-since we don't know-know- why were you fired from the Jackson defense team?
Screw you, Larry. I didn't get fired. Hey, how 'bout forking over the 2 doz. Krispy Kremes you promised me if I left my apartment. I finished the fudge dipped oreos this morning. Well?
MacCauley Culkin is here with the latest Jackson news.
Hi Mac! Why sleep with Michael Jackson?
I don't know. Because all the other boys were doing it?
Rita Cosby is here with the big story.
Rita, why do we think-since we don't know-know why were you fired from Fox News Channel?
Screw you, Larry. Oh, by the way are you coming over later?