God?

Author: Whimsical_Phil

Date: November 18, 2002

by Whimsical_Phil
11-18-02
Why must I be dead?
You are dead because I willed it.
Are you God?
Perhaps? Who can say what God is?
Amazing. I stand in the presence of God.
Nah! I'm not God, you bonehead. I'm just a squirrel who murdered you before killing myself.