Feeble Attempt At Political Humor

Author: Whimsical_Phil

Date: November 18, 2002

by Whimsical_Phil
11-18-02
Hey! Aren't you that terrorist guy that everybody hates? Hakuna bin Tata, or whatever?
Um...maybe.
Dude, you totally are. What are you gonna do now? Blow up the White House?
Yes. I mean, no. I mean, what's it to ya?
Lucky for America, I always carry a couple spare Molotov Cocktails to chuck in terrorists' faces.
Curses! Foiled again!